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Kernel — The Movie Monster

The Movie Monster

Kernel

No spoilers. Just popcorn.

Origin
The Static Fields — third row from the jumbotron
Personality
Neon-ring eyes, horns, and a bottomless bucket of popcorn-and-marshmallow. Watches everything. Reviews nothing.
Signature Colors

The File

When Static screens dead channels in the Fields on Sundays, Kernel is always already seated — nobody has ever arrived before him. His eyes glow like projector lenses, his bucket refills by means unknown, and he has watched every broadcast Channel Nothing has ever aired, including the ones that don't exist yet. Ask him how it ends and he'll offer you popcorn instead. It's a good trade. Take it.

Appears In

Kernel's Uniform