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The Snottyverse
Every hoodie has a history. Every character has a grudge. This is the world the apparel leaks out of — the factory, the crew, and the stories they'd rather you didn't read. The roster grows with every drop.
Characters
Patch
The Spliced Bunny
Grimm
The Spiked Teddy
Bones
The Skull Kid
Snotty
The Toxic Creator
Threads
The Culture Creator
Vandal
The Print Designer
Sprocket
The Machine Heart
Seven
The Living Vat
Bubblz
The Mischief Molecule
Decoy
The Official Body Double
Riot
The Rainbow Mohawk
Loogie
The Slime Kid
Tag
The Living Graffiti
Quackers
The Legal Department
Hex
The Cursed One
Uni
The Last Unicorn (Legally Distinct)
Chomp
The Spiked Shark
Caww
The Doomcrow
Static
The Broadcast
Fang
The Good Boy
Hopscotch
The Pink Menace
Blink
The One-Eyed Watchman
Dice
The One-Eyed Gamble
Squirm
The Pipe Worm
Drips
The Meltdown
Sizzle
The Churro Stand
Munch
The Bottomless
Gnaw
The Gym Rat
Kernel
The Movie Monster
Taffy
The Sugar Rush
Gummy
The Feed
Gutz
The Heavyweight
Sour
Decoy Unit 01
Notta
Decoy Unit 02 — Officially Not Snotty
Volt
The Live Wire
Strobe
The Afterparty
Fuse
The Countdown
Stories
The Night the Vat Overflowed
Every legend starts with a spill. This one started with seven.
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The First Drop
Before the brand had customers, it had twelve boxes and a question: who is this FOR?
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We Don't Copy
Somebody was printing fake Snotty's. Grimm took it personally.
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The Bin Kids
Grimm went back for his donation bin. It wasn't empty.
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Threads of the Underground
The only human in the crew found the door behind a laundromat. She knocked.
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Riot Gets a Mohawk
He was built to be blank. The paint room had other plans.
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Static in the Fields
The city's dead TVs never fully power down. One of them sat up.
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Fang's First Fetch
Static threw a stick. Fang brought back the city's problems.
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The Spill Four
One blown mixing tank. Four survivors. One photo the insurance company begged them to stop laminating.
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Drips Melts the Heatwave
Hottest summer on record. The coolest thing in the city came up through the drains.
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Bubbles Pop. Chaos Stays.
The factory tried to sell Bubblz as a collectible. Once.
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The Official Body Double
The world demanded Snotty's face. Snotty sent a professional.
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Quackers vs. The Lawyers
MegaThread Apparel sent nine attorneys. Snotty's sent a duck.
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The Print That Would Not Dry
Vandal's masterpiece had one flaw. It refused to finish.
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Loogie Keeps It Snotty
The brand's greatest slogan was a food order.
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Hex and the Cursed Crewneck
Every item Hex sells comes with a curse. One of them was real.
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The Wall That Tags Back
The city painted over him 106 times. He came back 107.
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Sprocket Stops the Line
The oldest gear in the factory has never missed a beat. Then one night, on purpose, it did.
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Seven Never Sleeps
The crew thought Vat 7 was equipment. Equipment doesn't hold grudges. Or favorites.
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The Midnight Market Run
Seven minutes. One flooded tunnel. Four hundred hoodies. Go.
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Caww Calls It
He's wrong 60% of the time. The other 40% is why nobody ignores the crow.
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Chomp Eats a Shipment
The invoice said 400 units. The dock said 399. The shark said nothing, because his mouth was full.
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The Boiler Room Sessions
The rules on the wall are forty feet tall. Nobody has ever seen them get written.
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Patch Loses a Color
Every colorway Patch has ever worn is stored somewhere. One of them went missing.
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Grimm's Quiet Day Off
The door guard took his first day off in factory history. The factory did not cope.
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The Churro Stand
Nobody set it up. Nobody staffs it. The churros are excellent. For years, that was the whole file.
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The Figure Drop
Bootleggers started selling fake Snotty figures. The factory's response was five official fakes. Two of them are guesses at the founder's face. Both are wrong. Probably.
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