Decoy Unit 01
Sour
“Wrong guess. Keep guessing.”
- Origin
- Molded in Vat Hall as the factory's first official guess at Snotty's face
- Personality
- Cracked yellow head, factory piercings, a tail that loops like a question mark, and a spray can he was not issued. Grins like he knows something. He doesn't. That's classified.
- Signature Colors
The File
When bootleg 'Snotty figures' hit the Midnight Market, the crew didn't sue — rule three doesn't work that way. They released their own: official decoys, each one a deliberate wrong answer to the only question the factory never answers. Sour was first out of the mold, a sour-faced yellow menace with stitched Xs where nobody agreed the eyes should go. Snotty inspected Unit 01 and left a note on the crate: 'not even close.' Sales doubled. Sour has patrolled the factory ever since, tagging every bootleg he finds with his own face — which, he'd like to remind you, is also wrong.
